I’m in the mood to tell someone to go fuck themselves

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via punk-king)

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via the-perks-of-being-a-zero)

nontarian:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: tephor, via the-perks-of-being-a-zero)

carryonmy-assbutt:

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.

my jaw actually dropped

carryonmy-assbutt:

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.

my jaw actually dropped

(Source: iliketoeatsalamanders, via ernest-lancaster)

its-almost-as-if:

justyouraveragedesi:

Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.

THIS. fucking this.

(via ohnobilliejoe)

marciellesmusings:
ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:


The bad guys are like “Nope, nope, nope, nope - not fucking worth it.”

marciellesmusings:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

The bad guys are like “Nope, nope, nope, nope - not fucking worth it.”

(Source: kimjonguninfo, via ernest-lancaster)