pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

(Source: pottersir, via yamumschesthair)

whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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(via satanically-demented)

whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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(via satanically-demented)

glna:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

(Source: urasue, via harryashe)

magicinthetardis-nocharge:

anothernaegi:

whenablackbirdflies:

madmanwithclaws:

rough-edges:

dank-assbabies:

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

eg.

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”

“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”

“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

omg

"Mama, mom."

"Kill All Your Friends, mom."

"Thank you for the venom, mom"

"Welcome to the black parade, mom"

(via dead--chic)

ablogorsomething:

unconventionalmoose:

badbitchdiaries:

cosmicsan:

on average menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at 52
40 years of periods
480 periods
480 periods x average length of 5 days
that’s 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of blood 

That’s so metal.

think of all the people you could drown in nearly 7 years worth of blood

7 Years Of Blood sounds like a deathcore band rock on ladies

(Source: deannorris, via dead--chic)

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

(via dead--chic)

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

(via harryashe)

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe, via caroline-is-cool)